What Would Jesus Throw?

Thursday, March 16, 2006

What Would Jesus Throw?

On a 3-2 count, I suspect the Lord would fire a blazing fastball that clocked in at 100 miles an hour. That's only slightly faster than a Roger Clemens fastball. It turns out that Jesus and Clemens may have a lot in common. From an article in today's Washington Post sports section:
Asked if there was anything about Clemens that surprised him, after being around him during the [World Baseball Classic], Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones said, "He's more like Jesus than I thought. Guys would be talking smack in the clubhouse, and Roger would walk in, and it was like the parting of the Red Sea ..."

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