Everyone has their own personal version of hell, a vision of inexplicable torment for a millenia or two.
This very well might be mine, well, at least in my top ten-- being forced to listen to Jimmy Buffet's new 24-hour "Radio Margaritaville" station for an eternity. It's going to be broadcast from Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant at Universal City Walk in Orlando.
Yes, non-stop Jimmy Buffet music + Orlando (or any part of Florida, really) = the
nth circle of hell.
I used to think Sirius radio was a good thing, but now I'm wondering if it may be proof that the end times is near-- so far they've signed up Jimmy Buffet, Martha Stewart and Howard Stern.
Hey, was that a horseman I just saw fly by my window?
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