The <em>N</em>th Circle of Hell

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The Nth Circle of Hell

Everyone has their own personal version of hell, a vision of inexplicable torment for a millenia or two. This very well might be mine, well, at least in my top ten-- being forced to listen to Jimmy Buffet's new 24-hour "Radio Margaritaville" station for an eternity. It's going to be broadcast from Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant at Universal City Walk in Orlando.

Yes, non-stop Jimmy Buffet music + Orlando (or any part of Florida, really) = the nth circle of hell.

I used to think Sirius radio was a good thing, but now I'm wondering if it may be proof that the end times is near-- so far they've signed up Jimmy Buffet, Martha Stewart and Howard Stern.

Hey, was that a horseman I just saw fly by my window?

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