Demagogue

The Rev. Ted Haggard is cured! Well, at least he is according to one of the 4 ministers who just spent 3 months de-gaying him.

''He is completely heterosexual,'' (Rev. Tim) Ralph said. ''That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing.''

What does that mean exactly? It wasn't constant and it was only "acting-out situations"?

Apparently this is the new definition of American male heterosexuality, after all, what married straight man hasn't intentionally sought out and repeatedly paid for sex with a male prostitute? It's a perfectly manly straight thing to do.