Believe it or not, that's the headline for a real column -- although you'd be right to question whether any column on Alan Keyes' "Renew America" website should be thought of as "real."
The column in question was written by Steve Kellmeyer, who is described as "a nationally recognized author and lecturer on pro-life issues." If we don't do something about oyster abortions, Kellmeyer warns us that
"... this problem will just get worse, not better. But no one wants to talk about it."At first, I thought this might be a parody. You have to read it to believe it.