Introducing Mattel's "Capitol Hill Barbie"

Monday, July 31, 2006

Introducing Mattel's "Capitol Hill Barbie"

No, this is not a doll. But you'd be forgiven for thinking so. This is actually a live human being.

Her name is Anjulen Anderson, and she's a 24-year-old staff assistant on for Rep. Steve Buyer (R-Ind.). Anderson is one of The Hill's "50 Most Beautiful People on the Hill."

Accessories sold separately.

This must-read article in The Hill also informs us that the Cincinnati Post has dubbed House Majority Leader John Boehner "the Tan Man" for maintaining a skin tone that rivals actor George Hamilton. Reading a daily newspaper in America certainly provides the citizenry with such useful information, doesn't it?

One of the 50 honorees is Melanie Roussell, press secretary to Rep. William Jefferson (D-La.). She's not only pretty; she has the glamorous job of serving as the chief spokesperson for a congressman accused of hiding bribery cash in a freezer.

P.S. -- Check out the photo. Is that a string of popcorn around her neck?

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