A bunch of conservative Christians are now protesting the new Christian movie because one of the lead actors playing a Christian missionary is a "practicing homosexual." Not in the movie, mind you, but in his private life.
Gay actors, you say? in Hollywood? What is this world coming to?!?!? Next thing you know they're going to allow a white Catholic gentile to play Jesus!
The new Christian movie is aptly titled End of the Spear. (Hmmm, that reminds me of something I've heard on a playground before-- smear the...something.)