Santorum Retirement Parties are popping up all over the country, cleverly organized by the Stonewall Democrats. (As a native Pittsburgher, I can't help but include the poster for their national convention next summer.)
The best part is that if the election were held today the retirement parties would be for real, considering that in PA Casey is at 53 and Santorum is at 34. (Even lower than Bush!)
There's a cherishable thought. No more Ricky "man-on-dog" Santorum, a moderate pro-life, pro-civil unions democrat in his place.