Remember a week or two ago when there was the fuss about whether the "War on Terror" was going to be called something else from now on? Here's the Private Eye story:
The White House has confirmed that it will no longer be referring to the ongoing conflict in Iraq as the 'war on terror', saying the term had too many negative connotations.
"From now on we'll be referring to it as 'Desperate Housewives'", said a White House spokesman, "as our market research has shown that this will make the ongoing instability in the country much less worrying to the American people."
"We're also considering changing George Bush to 'Bill Clinton' as that's also proving very popular."