Reason #652...

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Reason #652...

that Pat Robertson's name should never be anything but a punchline, sort of like "The Aristocrats." Robertson think he has found the secret to health in longevity in a pancake receipe!
Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes

America loves pancakes! Pancake houses across the country are packed. But what are those syrup drenched, hot cakes doing to our bodies? Putting us on a fast track to weight gain, high cholesterol and adult onset diabetes.

But now there is hope for everyone who loves this early morning treat. Pat's very own Age-Defying Protein Pancakes! These delicious pancakes give you energy, help your heart and provide a substantial boost of muscle-building protein.

Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes can:

  • Combat the build-up of plaque in your blood vessels and arteries
  • Provide complex carbohydrates to keep your system running at its best
  • Provide an excellent source of energy and essential fatty acids, important for good heart health
  • Help protect against breast, uterine and prostate cancer

    And Pat shares his cooking tips along the way to help make your pancakes light and fluffy.
  • For pete's sake, he's a televangelist who hawks receipes for miracle pancakes that he claims will help protect people against cancer. Disease-fighting Pancakes!?!! I can't make this stuff up!

    Maybe Robertson should prove that his comments about the untimely death of Hugo Chavez were misunderstood by sending Chavez his life-extending receipies as a gift!

    0 comments in Reason #652...

    Post a Comment

    Reason #652... | Demagogue Copyright © 2010