Demagogue

that Pat Robertson's name should never be anything but a punchline, sort of like "The Aristocrats." Robertson think he has found the secret to health in longevity in a pancake receipe!

Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes

America loves pancakes! Pancake houses across the country are packed. But what are those syrup drenched, hot cakes doing to our bodies? Putting us on a fast track to weight gain, high cholesterol and adult onset diabetes.

But now there is hope for everyone who loves this early morning treat. Pat's very own Age-Defying Protein Pancakes! These delicious pancakes give you energy, help your heart and provide a substantial boost of muscle-building protein.

Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes can:

Combat the build-up of plaque in your blood vessels and arteries

Provide complex carbohydrates to keep your system running at its best

Provide an excellent source of energy and essential fatty acids, important for good heart health

Help protect against breast, uterine and prostate cancer

And Pat shares his cooking tips along the way to help make your pancakes light and fluffy.

For pete's sake, he's a televangelist who hawks receipes for miracle pancakes that he claims will help protect people against cancer. Disease-fighting Pancakes!?!! I can't make this stuff up!

Maybe Robertson should prove that his comments about the untimely death of Hugo Chavez were misunderstood by sending Chavez his life-extending receipies as a gift!