Demagogue

Do you ever have one of those days where the headlines align just so? Today is one of those days.

The "Spongebob is Gay" crowd is taking their lumps in the press right now. Fair enough. That's what happens when you write headlines like this:

Children's TV unites to launch pro-gay campaign

Really, Dobson and Wildmon are just asking for a slew of mocking stories along these lines:

SpongeBob GayPants?

It's gotten to the point where Dobson has felt it necessary to release a clarifying statement. And you know you've lost your dignity when the first sentence is this: "From the outset, let's be clear that this issue is not about objections to any specific cartoon characters. " Now, this is all funny enough as it stands. But what I'd really like is to somehow get the Dynamic Culture War Duo to comment on this story:

Cuttlefish win mates with transvestite antics

How sweet would that be?